Hello Lovely Stalkers,
We are pleased to bring you a quick update of what’s been going on up here at the top.
Pistol is on the mend after suffering an injury to her left foot whilst being trampled in a stampede outside Justin Bieber's hotel in Liverpool. She would like to thank her fans for their well-wishes and continued support as she recovers.
The press hasn't left us alone since Charlie Sheen launched a tirade against Jack in his online internet webcast. He was quoted as saying, "I like to have a drink, a few lines, and an orgy, but that mother-#£%$*'s crazy. You tell Jack I need my that back. He'll know what I mean". Jack has maintained his stance of no comment, though sources close to him reveal he has said on several occasions that, "Chuck's on his own journey now, and you gotta respect the fella."
IN YOUR FACES
Our next Sunday Service is THIS Sunday! We’re back in the Soho Theatre Bar and this month’s show features a wicked line-up with ukulele silliness from HELEN ARNEY, clowny burlesque from AUDACITY CHUTZPAH, and musical sketch hijinks from HORSE & LOUIS.
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Soho Theatre Bar
21 Dean Street
London W1D 3NE
6.30pm Doors/7pm Show
£6 Advance/£10 On Door
‘Champion of musical whims’
‘Clever and hilarious, Audacity Chutzpah is an undoubted genius
at her craft.’
HORSE & LOUIS
ON THE WEB
A few weeks ago we were papped competing at the Musical Comedy Awards. Whilst we didn’t make it through to the semi-finals, it was still a lovely afternoon, and we send our congratulations through clenched teeth to the finalists. Check out our glorious moments here at 3:11:
Our gorgeous website is still gorgeous, and if you haven’t checked it out yet, you should do so now: www.pistolandjack.com
OTHER EXCITING CRAP COMING UP:
Also coming soon:
· 10th April – It’s a quick turnaround before our next instalment of Pistol & Jack’s Sunday Service. April’s super sexy line-up features burlesque from Harlow Heartbreak, Musical Comedy Award finalist Mae Martin, and the cabaret legends that are Des O’Connor and Tricity Vogue! Stay tuned for booking information.
· 22nd May – Pistol & Jack’s Sunday Service brings you May flowers in the form of burlesque from Kitty Cointreau, character comedy from Holly Burn, and cabaret musical comedy gold from Mister Luke Meredith! Loves it!
· Every Friday in June -- Set aside one of your Friday evenings in June to catch the Edinburgh previews of our new show at the Leicester Square Theatre! More details to follow in the coming weeks.
See you in your dreams.